Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
Jesus chirst the notes on this. when did smerch achieve tom hiddleston status in the league of tumblr man-obsessions?
Wheatley Laboratories: (1 MORE DAAAAAY)
(BOX GET BACK HERE YOU CAN’T DRINK AND BOUNCE THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW.)
Wheatley Laboratories: (1 MORE DAAAAAY)
(Tomorrow Masterhackerwheatley is coming to visit meeee. :’D aszdxfcghjk happiness.)
(( I AM SO EXCITED. I…
(NOPE NEUROTOXIN.)
(( CATCH THE BOX. * referring to skype* ))
(BOX YOU ARE DRUNK. GET BACK HERE YOU ARE A BOX GET ON THE BUTTON.)
